Well, since I have time to kill, go ahead and ask whatever you want.
Before you bother asking, my name is Hatake Kakashi.
Things I like and things I hate...I don't feel like telling you that. My dreams for the future...never really thought about it.
As for my hobbies...I have lots of hobbies.

Ask whatever you want

I'll answer everything eventually...
Or, rather, sort of answer it.

Denial. Not just a river in Sand Country.

Fairy1234:
Do you ever punish Lee whenever he's being perverted? Like if he tries to spy on Sakura in the hot springs?
Gai:
My Lee? Perverted? He is not a pervert! He would not do anything like that! I would not have to punish him!
Kakashi:
He's a teenager. I'm sure you did some perverted things back when you were 16-17
Gai:
Like what? I did not!
Kakashi:
Maybe you spied on girls in the hot springs, or tried to get a glimpse of their underwear... Typical kid stuff.
Gai:
...I was busy with training. I had a Rival to best, a family to make proud, and a village full of people to prove wrong.
Kakashi:
You still had hormones.
Gai:
Yes but I did not pay attention to them. I did not have the time for it.
Kakashi:
I don't know...you seemed to have plenty of time and attention for stalking Ume.
Gai:
That was... It did not matter. It was nothing. At all. I have forgotten about it.
Kakashi:
Three months was a lot of 'nothing.'
Gai:
It became nothing. And then that was done. It was made very clear that I was not... welcome.
Kakashi:
What, she thought you were creeping on her or something? You're overzealous in your stalking, yes, but you're not that bad...mostly.
Gai:
She thought it was ridiculous that anyone could find me attractive. And her friends agreed. I should not have let my focus on training go, and that helped me to center myself again.
Kakashi:
Ah. I had wondered why you gave up. You usually don't. ...For the best anyway. You were too good for her.
Gai:
I was laughed at by most of my class and that is for the best, Kakashi?
Kakashi:
Would you have been driven to be a Taijutsu Master and my Eternal Rival without that?
Gai:
I was already your Eternal Rival. ..But the other is a good point.
Kakashi:
She missed out. ...Did you like her? I mean was it serious?
Gai:
I thought she was very lovely, and knew how to throw a kunai. I thought she was funny too. I learned that I was wrong.
Kakashi:
Ah. You could do so much better, Gai.

Denial. Not just a river in Sand Country.

Fairy1234:
Do you ever punish Lee whenever he's being perverted? Like if he tries to spy on Sakura in the hot springs?
Gai:
My Lee? Perverted? He is not a pervert! He would not do anything like that! I would not have to punish him!
Kakashi:
He's a teenager. I'm sure you did some perverted things back when you were 16-17
Gai:
Like what? I did not!
Kakashi:
Maybe you spied on girls in the hot springs, or tried to get a glimpse of their underwear... Typical kid stuff.
Gai:
...I was busy with training. I had a Rival to best, a family to make proud, and a village full of people to prove wrong.
Kakashi:
You still had hormones.
Gai:
Yes but I did not pay attention to them. I did not have the time for it.
Kakashi:
I don't know...you seemed to have plenty of time and attention for stalking Ume.
Gai:
That was... It did not matter. It was nothing. At all. I have forgotten about it.
Kakashi:
Three months was a lot of 'nothing.'
Gai:
It became nothing. And then that was done. It was made very clear that I was not... welcome.
Kakashi:
What, she thought you were creeping on her or something? You're overzealous in your stalking, yes, but you're not that bad...mostly.
Gai:
She thought it was ridiculous that anyone could find me attractive. And her friends agreed. I should not have let my focus on training go, and that helped me to center myself again.
Kakashi:
Ah. I had wondered why you gave up. You usually don't. ...For the best anyway. You were too good for her.
Gai:
I was laughed at by most of my class and that is for the best, Kakashi?
Kakashi:
Would you have been driven to be a Taijutsu Master and my Eternal Rival without that?
Gai:
I was already your Eternal Rival. ..But the other is a good point.
Kakashi:
She missed out. ...Did you like her? I mean was it serious?

Denial. Not just a river in Sand Country.

Fairy1234:
Do you ever punish Lee whenever he's being perverted? Like if he tries to spy on Sakura in the hot springs?
Gai:
My Lee? Perverted? He is not a pervert! He would not do anything like that! I would not have to punish him!
Kakashi:
He's a teenager. I'm sure you did some perverted things back when you were 16-17
Gai:
Like what? I did not!
Kakashi:
Maybe you spied on girls in the hot springs, or tried to get a glimpse of their underwear... Typical kid stuff.
Gai:
...I was busy with training. I had a Rival to best, a family to make proud, and a village full of people to prove wrong.
Kakashi:
You still had hormones.
Gai:
Yes but I did not pay attention to them. I did not have the time for it.
Kakashi:
I don't know...you seemed to have plenty of time and attention for stalking Ume.
Gai:
That was... It did not matter. It was nothing. At all. I have forgotten about it.
Kakashi:
Three months was a lot of 'nothing.'
Gai:
It became nothing. And then that was done. It was made very clear that I was not... welcome.
Kakashi:
What, she thought you were creeping on her or something? You're overzealous in your stalking, yes, but you're not that bad...mostly.
Gai:
She thought it was ridiculous that anyone could find me attractive. And her friends agreed. I should not have let my focus on training go, and that helped me to center myself again.
Kakashi:
Ah. I had wondered why you gave up. You usually don't. ...For the best anyway. You were too good for her.
Gai:
I was laughed at by most of my class and that is for the best, Kakashi?
Kakashi:
Would you have been driven to be a Taijutsu Master and my Eternal Rival without that?

Denial. Not just a river in Sand Country.

Fairy1234:
Do you ever punish Lee whenever he's being perverted? Like if he tries to spy on Sakura in the hot springs?
Gai:
My Lee? Perverted? He is not a pervert! He would not do anything like that! I would not have to punish him!
Kakashi:
He's a teenager. I'm sure you did some perverted things back when you were 16-17
Gai:
Like what? I did not!
Kakashi:
Maybe you spied on girls in the hot springs, or tried to get a glimpse of their underwear... Typical kid stuff.
Gai:
...I was busy with training. I had a Rival to best, a family to make proud, and a village full of people to prove wrong.
Kakashi:
You still had hormones.
Gai:
Yes but I did not pay attention to them. I did not have the time for it.
Kakashi:
I don't know...you seemed to have plenty of time and attention for stalking Ume.
Gai:
That was... It did not matter. It was nothing. At all. I have forgotten about it.
Kakashi:
Three months was a lot of 'nothing.'
Gai:
It became nothing. And then that was done. It was made very clear that I was not... welcome.
Kakashi:
What, she thought you were creeping on her or something? You're overzealous in your stalking, yes, but you're not that bad...mostly.
Gai:
She thought it was ridiculous that anyone could find me attractive. And her friends agreed. I should not have let my focus on training go, and that helped me to center myself again.
Kakashi:
Ah. I had wondered why you gave up. You usually don't. ...For the best anyway. You were too good for her.

Denial. Not just a river in Sand Country.

Fairy1234:
Do you ever punish Lee whenever he's being perverted? Like if he tries to spy on Sakura in the hot springs?
Gai:
My Lee? Perverted? He is not a pervert! He would not do anything like that! I would not have to punish him!
Kakashi:
He's a teenager. I'm sure you did some perverted things back when you were 16-17
Gai:
Like what? I did not!
Kakashi:
Maybe you spied on girls in the hot springs, or tried to get a glimpse of their underwear... Typical kid stuff.
Gai:
...I was busy with training. I had a Rival to best, a family to make proud, and a village full of people to prove wrong.
Kakashi:
You still had hormones.
Gai:
Yes but I did not pay attention to them. I did not have the time for it.
Kakashi:
I don't know...you seemed to have plenty of time and attention for stalking Ume.
Gai:
That was... It did not matter. It was nothing. At all. I have forgotten about it.
Kakashi:
Three months was a lot of 'nothing.'
Gai:
It became nothing. And then that was done. It was made very clear that I was not... welcome.
Kakashi:
What, she thought you were creeping on her or something? You're overzealous in your stalking, yes, but you're not that bad...mostly.

Denial. Not just a river in Sand Country.

Fairy1234:
Do you ever punish Lee whenever he's being perverted? Like if he tries to spy on Sakura in the hot springs?
Gai:
My Lee? Perverted? He is not a pervert! He would not do anything like that! I would not have to punish him!
Kakashi:
He's a teenager. I'm sure you did some perverted things back when you were 16-17
Gai:
Like what? I did not!
Kakashi:
Maybe you spied on girls in the hot springs, or tried to get a glimpse of their underwear... Typical kid stuff.
Gai:
...I was busy with training. I had a Rival to best, a family to make proud, and a village full of people to prove wrong.
Kakashi:
You still had hormones.
Gai:
Yes but I did not pay attention to them. I did not have the time for it.
Kakashi:
I don't know...you seemed to have plenty of time and attention for stalking Ume.
Gai:
That was... It did not matter. It was nothing. At all. I have forgotten about it.
Kakashi:
Three months was a lot of 'nothing.'

Denial. Not just a river in Sand Country.

Fairy1234:
Do you ever punish Lee whenever he's being perverted? Like if he tries to spy on Sakura in the hot springs?
Gai:
My Lee? Perverted? He is not a pervert! He would not do anything like that! I would not have to punish him!
Kakashi:
He's a teenager. I'm sure you did some perverted things back when you were 16-17
Gai:
Like what? I did not!
Kakashi:
Maybe you spied on girls in the hot springs, or tried to get a glimpse of their underwear... Typical kid stuff.
Gai:
...I was busy with training. I had a Rival to best, a family to make proud, and a village full of people to prove wrong.
Kakashi:
You still had hormones.
Gai:
Yes but I did not pay attention to them. I did not have the time for it.
Kakashi:
I don't know...you seemed to have plenty of time and attention for stalking Ume.

Denial. Not just a river in Sand Country.

Fairy1234:
Do you ever punish Lee whenever he's being perverted? Like if he tries to spy on Sakura in the hot springs?
Gai:
My Lee? Perverted? He is not a pervert! He would not do anything like that! I would not have to punish him!
Kakashi:
He's a teenager. I'm sure you did some perverted things back when you were 16-17
Gai:
Like what? I did not!
Kakashi:
Maybe you spied on girls in the hot springs, or tried to get a glimpse of their underwear... Typical kid stuff.
Gai:
...I was busy with training. I had a Rival to best, a family to make proud, and a village full of people to prove wrong.
Kakashi:
You still had hormones.

Denial. Not just a river in Sand Country.

Fairy1234:
Do you ever punish Lee whenever he's being perverted? Like if he tries to spy on Sakura in the hot springs?
Gai:
My Lee? Perverted? He is not a pervert! He would not do anything like that! I would not have to punish him!
Kakashi:
He's a teenager. I'm sure you did some perverted things back when you were 16-17
Gai:
Like what? I did not!
Kakashi:
Maybe you spied on girls in the hot springs, or tried to get a glimpse of their underwear... Typical kid stuff.

Denial. Not just a river in Sand Country.

Fairy1234:
Do you ever punish Lee whenever he's being perverted? Like if he tries to spy on Sakura in the hot springs?
Gai:
My Lee? Perverted? He is not a pervert! He would not do anything like that! I would not have to punish him!
Kakashi:
He's a teenager. I'm sure you did some perverted things back when you were 16-17.